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80+ Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages and Quotes - WishesMsg

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One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. We should say, “Jesus Christmas.” I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas! In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.” – Larry Wilde “What I like about Xmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis

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I tried to hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of you! I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. just kidding. Merry Christmas! You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present. This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser! merry Christmas to you. I can see you have a great decoration there. But I think your credit card bill will not be as attractive as your decorations! One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas! may you survive the boring speech of priest in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas! Christmas is season of magic and mystery. all your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome! The reason why everyone makes wishes in every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas! You are too young to go to a club and have a drink and too old to expect gifts from Santa. In fact, you just don’t fit into the joys of Christmas! I don’t know if you realize it or not, but you are getting fatter than Santa Clause. Even Santa would bully you this for being so fat! Merry Christmas! Funny Christmas_Day Messages Christmas is not only for praying and praising But for drinking and messing around also, Merry Christmas! Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. so please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you! Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic, Merry Christmas! Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, Santa asked what are you doing and she answered: Waiting for autumn. I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. so I added the wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas! Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive! A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss is not a kiss unless it’s with tongues. so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Merry Christmas! I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.” I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas! Santa told me you’d been very good this year, I told him it was just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas! please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas, If he sees you there he may not. So come here and have a party with me, Merry Christmas to you! “Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.” – Robert Paul “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.” – Larry Wilde “What I like about Xmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis
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